Topic: If I Gave You a... (Read 1854 times)

Balancer · « **Reply #120 on:** February 12, 2009, 03:41:01 am »

I would make rosti (Swiss sliced potatoes with bacon), baked potatoes and potatoes with spam for 10 days.

If I gave you all the weapons found in the Last Stand 2...

Aloop · « **Reply #121 on:** February 12, 2009, 07:53:01 am »

...I'd be well prepared for the digital zombie apolcalypse.

If I gave you a machete...

LOXC · « **Reply #122 on:** February 14, 2009, 04:23:39 am »

I would hack some wood with it.

If i gave you a DVR?

LOXC · « **Reply #123 on:** February 14, 2009, 04:23:43 am »

I would hack some wood with it.

If i gave you a DVR?

CptGodzilla · « **Reply #124 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:22:03 am »

i wouldn't know what to do with it so i would throw it at aloop's psych teacher's head

if i gave you a vat of boiling oil

Oz · « **Reply #125 on:** February 14, 2009, 06:10:33 pm »

I'd pour it on your poor, abused leg.

If I gave you a hadron collider...

Aurion · « **Reply #126 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:12:06 pm »

I'd end the world, naturally.

If I gave you a post-apocalyptic, dystopian Earth...

Aloop · « **Reply #127 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:51:16 pm »

...I'd set myself up as God-Emperor.

If I gave you a feather...

Balancer · « **Reply #128 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:47:05 pm »

I will affix it onto my headphones with masking tape.

If I gave you 12 Spartas VHT-1 Variable Hovertanks..... (watch Super Dimensional Cavalry: Southern Cross or check Wikipedia)

Aloop · « **Reply #129 on:** February 15, 2009, 09:42:22 pm »

...I'd once again make fun of the Macross and the Grand Cannon.

If I gave you a physics textbook...

Balancer · « **Reply #130 on:** February 16, 2009, 06:39:08 am »

I will wrap it in duct tape and fling it towards the direction of Aloop... (clueless about Southern Cross)

If I gave you a pill of immortality promising you eternal life and youth ......

Aloop · « **Reply #131 on:** February 16, 2009, 07:56:47 am »

...I'd take it to a lab for chemical analysis, then PROFIT.

If I gave you a toothpick...

Ferrous · « **Reply #132 on:** November 12, 2009, 10:08:09 pm »

Quote from: Aloop

If I gave you a toothpick...

I'd make you a sandwich and put the pick in there, make it all fancy-like.

If I gave you a bathing suite...

Balancer · « **Reply #133 on:** December 14, 2009, 06:17:09 pm »

I would don them onto a mannequin.

If I gave you a CZ ZB vz.26 light machine gun with 100 mags of 20 rounds of 7.92 Mauser and a Panzershreck with 50 launcher reloads .......

Oz · « **Reply #134 on:** December 14, 2009, 06:28:11 pm »

I'd beat Cho's score.

If I gave you a colonoscopy...

MiSS NEMESiS · « **Reply #135 on:** March 11, 2010, 10:28:52 pm »

That would be quite awkward. I would walk away.
If I gave you a box of crayons...

Limbantia · « **Reply #136 on:** March 13, 2010, 01:24:09 pm »

I would slap you in the face, I'm not a child anymore.

If I gave you a toothbrush which is actually a toothpick..

Aurion · « **Reply #137 on:** March 13, 2010, 04:47:08 pm »

I'd be left wondering how the heck that's even possible.

If I gave you one of the original Xbox controllers (the huge ones)...

Xiphosis · « **Reply #138 on:** March 13, 2010, 05:55:55 pm »

I'd beat a senator to death with it.

If I gave you a 6 ft long rubber dildo...

Aloop · « **Reply #139 on:** March 13, 2010, 07:21:09 pm »

Belladona. Nuff said.

If I gave you box of firecrackers....

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